Welcome to Borderline Insanity
Life is Better with dogs.
—and so, so much more chaotic with eight Border Collies. I’m apparently crazy, and what started as a simple love for one incredibly smart, incredibly mischievous dog has somehow evolved into a house ruled by eight furry masterminds who believe that ‘No’ is just another word for ‘challenge accepted.’
There is a daily battle of wits over who actually runs this household (spoiler: it’s not me), but every day brings new adventures, new lessons, and new stories that remind me why the crazy dog life is definitely the life for me.
Whether you’re owned by one dog or eight, a calm Golden Retriever or a cunning Border Collie, you know the truth—our dogs don’t just steal our snacks, they steal our hearts. And honestly? Who would have it any other way?
Here, I share the hilarious, heartwarming, and sometimes hair-raising reality of life with my pack, plus all the gear that helps us celebrate the beautiful chaos of loving dogs who are way smarter than we give them credit for.
Choose your Adventure:
Check out the Goods
Favorites from fellow pack members
Share your passion for your pup with designs that speak to every dog lover. Comfy, clever, and canine-approved, these fan favorites let the world know exactly where your priorities lie.
Wrap yourself in warmth with cozy sweatshirts that speak your language. Whether you’re on a walk or curled up with your pack, these designs show off your canine devotion in comfort and style.
Every good day starts with coffee and a dog! These dog-themed mugs add a dash of personality to your routine—perfect for early mornings, late nights, and every tail-wagging moment in between.
about me
Hi, I’m Carrie—dog mom, chaos coordinator, and the often slightly overwhelmed human behind Borderline Insanity. What started as love for one clever Border Collie has become a full-scale canine takeover. Eight smart, sassy dogs now run this household, keeping me humble and constantly outwitted. Here’s where I document our daily adventures, celebrate the chaos, and share designs that let fellow dog people wear their obsession proudly. One dog or eight—if you’re living the beautifully chaotic dog life, join us!
